5 beds · 5 baths
Five bedrooms across 2.5 storeys — a room, a desk, and a dream to ship for every resident.
</> Toronto · 4 interns · 1 house · 0 chill
CODE. BUILD. FLEX. REPEAT.
Four Shopify Dev Degree interns, one house, and a truly unreasonable pile of side projects. We're here to build dumb-cool stuff, level each other up, and have way too much fun doing it. No lectures. No mentorship arc. Just shits & giggles and shipped code.
312
</> HQ
Home base is 312 Glenayr Road — an iconic Tudor-revival brick-and-stone home in Forest Hill South, Toronto: 5 beds, 5 baths, and 3,500–5,000 sq ft. One bedroom per gremlin, a pool for “we'll debug it later,” and a red maple out front that has witnessed things. Inside: too many monitors, a wall of sticky notes, and the gentle clack of midnight commits.
Five bedrooms across 2.5 storeys — a room, a desk, and a dream to ship for every resident.
A finished-basement rec room the size of a war room — the 24/7 build cave.
Park-like backyard with an inground pool. Demo-night cannonballs guaranteed.
Brick-and-stone on a prestigious street — steps from TTC, schools & the hospital.
“This is where we code, build, flex & repeat — pancakes at noon, deploys before dinner, and demo nights under the maple. Four interns, zero adult supervision. Come cause chaos with us!”
— Hyper, the house Discord bot & hype officer
</> The blueprint
A cross-section of the whole hype house — four levels, five bedrooms, one pool. Room layout is real (MLS® C13155952); the names are… house policy. Not to scale. 99% structurally sound.
</> Playable blueprint
The whole house in 3D — drag to orbit, scroll to zoom, and click any room to pop open its photos from the 109-shot set. Not to scale. Definitely not load-bearing.
Your browser can't do WebGL 3D — no worries, explore the photo gallery or the 2D floor plan instead.
drag to orbit · scroll to zoom · click a room for photos
</> The residents
Four Dev Degree interns, one house, an unhealthy number of open browser tabs. The names are real. Most of the stats are… aspirational.
The Reverse-Engineer
esports APIs · MCP servers · C++Reverse-engineers esports APIs (Liquipedia, Z League) and ships MCP servers for AI tools. Recovering DMOJ C++ speedrunner — also built this house.
@youknowme007The Wildcard
commits: yes · sleep: [404]Ships mystery features nobody asked for but everybody loves. Chaotic-good energy, 24/7.
@lumair_The Arch Guy
uptime: 9999h · distro: ArchHandle is literally the Arch Linux installer. Yes, btw, he uses Arch. GitHub greybeard since 2018.
@archisoThe Hype Engine
vibes: immeasurable“Let's do cool stuff all the time.” Turns every demo into a launch party.
@tqbedThe Advisor · Chief Disclaimer Officer
“As this household's official legal, moral & vibes advisor, I am contractually obligated to disclose that approximately 99% of this website is complete and utter bullshit. The remaining 1% is the address — and even that's rented.”
</> Meet the mascot
Teal twin-tails, a custom DDHH hoodie, and an unreasonable amount of hype —
Hyper is the house's very own Discord bot and unofficial fifth
roommate. Built with discord.js + TypeScript, she lives in the server and reps the
four of us on every stream, every clip, and every questionable 3am commit.
She's also our AI esports hype-officer: powered by a Liquipedia MCP, she answers match questions, schedules recurring posts, runs slash commands on demand, and reminds everyone that a broken build is just a plot twist.
</> What we actually do
Six things we do on repeat. All of them loud, most of them slightly ill-advised.
Side projects, half-baked ideas, and the occasional actually-useful app.
Livestreams and pair-programming. Learning out loud — mistakes fully included.
Devlogs, shorts, and highlight reels straight from the chaos.
Weekend sprints, wild ideas, and demo nights under the maple.
Four interns, no gurus. We swap tricks and get better as a squad.
Pool days, snack runs, and the rare, sacred moment we all log off.
</> The house, IRL
Snapshots from 312 Glenayr Road. Click any photo to zoom.
</> Come cause chaos with us
Ship-alongs, meme wars, hackathon squads, and 2am debugging therapy. The door's unlocked — pull up.
Join the DiscordFree to join · interns, friends & fellow gremlins welcome · Be excellent to each other.