5 beds · 5 baths
Five bedrooms across 2.5 storeys — a room, a desk, and a dream to ship for every resident.
</> Toronto · 4 interns · 1 house · 0 chill
CODE. BUILD. FLEX. REPEAT.
Four Shopify Dev Degree interns, one house, and a truly unreasonable pile of side projects. We're here to build dumb-cool stuff, level each other up, and have way too much fun doing it. No lectures. No mentorship arc. Just shits & giggles and shipped code.
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</> HQ
Home base is 312 Glenayr Road — an iconic Tudor-revival brick-and-stone home in Forest Hill South, Toronto: 5 beds, 5 baths, and 3,500–5,000 sq ft. One bedroom per gremlin, a pool for “we'll debug it later,” and a red maple out front that has witnessed things. Inside: too many monitors, a wall of sticky notes, and the gentle clack of midnight commits.
Five bedrooms across 2.5 storeys — a room, a desk, and a dream to ship for every resident.
A finished-basement rec room the size of a war room — the 24/7 build cave.
Park-like backyard with an inground pool. Demo-night cannonballs guaranteed.
Brick-and-stone on a prestigious street — steps from TTC, schools & the hospital.
“This is where we code, build, flex & repeat — pancakes at noon, deploys before dinner, and demo nights under the maple. Four interns, zero adult supervision. Come cause chaos with us!”
— Hyper, the house Discord bot & hype officer
</> Step inside
The real deal: a genuine 360° virtual tour of 312 Glenayr Road. Drag to look around and hop between nine panoramic spots — living room, kitchen, family room, master bedroom, basement and more. Shot & built by SZ Photo Studio; self-hosted here so it loads fast and works offline.
drag to look around · tap the thumbnails to change rooms · 360° tour © SZ Photo Studio
</> The residents
Four Dev Degree interns, one house, a combined 4 GitHub stars (all Liam's) and unlimited confidence. The names are real. The stats are… technically verifiable, which is the funny part.
Founder & Chief Zero-Star Officer
since 2018 · stars: 0 · faith: unbrokenBuilt LiqMcp — a whole MCP server for Liquipedia esports data — plus 73KB of hand-forged competitive C++ in DMOJ-Solutions, then wired up this very house. Seven years on GitHub, a flawless zero-star lifetime record, and zero intention of stopping.
@youknowme007The Wildcard · Freshly Materialized
account age: weeks · repos: 0 · lore: loading…Blinked into existence on GitHub in Feb 2026 — brand new, zero repos, no backstory. Nobody's sure where he came from, and that's exactly the threat level the house respects.
@lumair_The Polyglot · Terminal Gremlin
langs: 10 · Tetris ports: 3 · distro: Arch (verified)Handle is the literal Arch install ISO — and the public dotfiles + neovim config finally back up the “I use Arch btw.” Ten languages deep: rebuilt Tetris in Python, C# and the terminal, did 2048 in Haskell, grinds Advent of Code in Rust — and personally owns all 4 of the house's GitHub stars.
@archiso7Chief Vibes Officer
repos: 0 · cool stuff: all the timeHer real GitHub bio reads “Let's do cool stuff all the time” — a mission statement with a zero-repo attach rate. All vision, no version control, 100% hype uptime.
@tqbedThe Advisor · Chief Disclaimer Officer
“As this household's official legal, moral & vibes advisor, I am contractually obligated to disclose that approximately 99% of this website is complete and utter bullshit. The remaining 1% is the address — and even that's rented.”
</> Meet the mascot
Teal twin-tails, a custom DDHH hoodie, and an unreasonable amount of hype —
Hyper is the house's very own Discord bot and unofficial fifth
roommate. Built with discord.js + TypeScript, she lives in the server and reps the
four of us on every stream, every clip, and every questionable 3am commit.
She's also our AI esports hype-officer: powered by a Liquipedia MCP, she answers match questions, schedules recurring posts, runs slash commands on demand, and reminds everyone that a broken build is just a plot twist.
</> What we actually do
Six things we do on repeat. All of them loud, most of them slightly ill-advised.
Side projects, half-baked ideas, and the occasional actually-useful app.
Livestreams and pair-programming. Learning out loud — mistakes fully included.
Devlogs, shorts, and highlight reels straight from the chaos.
Weekend sprints, wild ideas, and demo nights under the maple.
Four interns, no gurus. We swap tricks and get better as a squad.
Pool days, snack runs, and the rare, sacred moment we all log off.
</> The house, room by room
Every shot of 312 Glenayr Road, sorted room by room — tap a room to jump straight to it, or scroll the whole walkthrough. Click any photo to zoom and flip through just that room.
</> Come cause chaos with us
Ship-alongs, meme wars, hackathon squads, and 2am debugging therapy. The door's unlocked — pull up.
Join the DiscordFree to join · interns, friends & fellow gremlins welcome · Be excellent to each other.